The green arrow shows cars parked a mile long down the road to Grey Cliff. This is:

A. Rolling Stones concert in Montana.

B. Everybody has to pee at the same time.

C. Somebody posted on Instagram the salmon fly hatch is happening NOW!

D. A shitload of drunk, stoned, delirious, bikini clad hipsters are all drifting and dreaming on the Madison River at the same time in one huge mushroom-crazed clusterfuck, hoping the coppers aren’t waiting for them in the parking lot.

CORRECT ANSWER IS “D”

The people in the above photos caught by hidden camera:

A. Are appearing in a documentary film called: “I Had Group Sex With An Inner Tube and I Liked It”

B. Finally know what it feels like to pee on a trout.

C. Are wondering if those green, slimy things crawling up their bikini bottoms are poisonous.

D. Are part of a shitload of drunk, stoned, delirious, bikini clad hipsters all drifting and dreaming on the Madison River at the same time in one huge mushroom-crazed clusterfuck, hoping the coppers aren’t waiting for them in the parking lot.

CORRECT ANSWER IS “D”

Parking Lot Is Full…Come Back Next Year