The green arrow shows cars parked a mile long down the road to Grey Cliff. This is:
A. Rolling Stones concert in Montana.
B. Everybody has to pee at the same time.
C. Somebody posted on Instagram the salmon fly hatch is happening NOW!
D. A shitload of drunk, stoned, delirious, bikini clad hipsters are all drifting and dreaming on the Madison River at the same time in one huge mushroom-crazed clusterfuck, hoping the coppers aren’t waiting for them in the parking lot.
CORRECT ANSWER IS “D”
The people in the above photos caught by hidden camera:
A. Are appearing in a documentary film called: “I Had Group Sex With An Inner Tube and I Liked It”
B. Finally know what it feels like to pee on a trout.
C. Are wondering if those green, slimy things crawling up their bikini bottoms are poisonous.
D. Are part of a shitload of drunk, stoned, delirious, bikini clad hipsters all drifting and dreaming on the Madison River at the same time in one huge mushroom-crazed clusterfuck, hoping the coppers aren’t waiting for them in the parking lot.
CORRECT ANSWER IS “D”
Parking Lot Is Full…Come Back Next Year
Clearly, the guides and outfitters are the problem on the Madison. Limit those guides!!!
The lure of the Madison River is too strong for most to resist!