
“Brown paper packages tied up with strings, these are a few of my favorite things”
Another Christmas season is here in ennis, mt. Music, lights, fat Santas…and a few of my favorite things:
Favorite view…Fan Mtn. and The Beehive from my deck.
Favorite Christmas lights: Lions Club Park, Sandy and Wayne Black’s house, Forsberg’s.
Favorite gas station: Rocky Mtn. Supply. Santa’s helpers work here.
Favorite gym: Madison Square. Love the smell of duct tape in the morning.
Favorite chef: John Kulon, Continental Divide. Always jolly.
Favorite fishing hole: Ennis Post Office parking lot after a good rain.
Favorite drag strip: Varney road…vrooom!
Favorite outhouse: Palisades is usually empty, Lyons Bridge is too far…accidents can happen. Who stole the TP?
Favorite Christmas songs: “Sleigh Ride” The Ronettes, “Christmas Vacation” Mavis Staples.
Worst Christmas song: “All I Want for Christmas is You” Mariah Carey. Please make it stop.
Worst subdivision: Too many to choose from.
Favorite stocking stuffer: Deemo’s gift card.
Favorite lodge people: Manuela and Parker Redmond, Madison Valley Ranch.
Favorite reloader: John Bancroft.
Best deals on Christmas stuff: The Nearly New Shoppe.
Favorite fly rod: Hardy Zenith Sintrix 590-4
Favorite latte-free zone: Rainbow Valley Lodge, Odell Ck. Fly Shop…good flies, hot coffee, sweet donuts, no yoga, no candles, no hipsters.
Best disappearing act: McAllister Inn.
Second best disappearing act: The Varney boat ramp.
Favorite Santa…Wally, where are you?
Best flannel shirts: Kelly Galloup
Favorite Christmas elfs: Madison Foods Staff.
Biggest Christmas Turkey: The Drift condos
Christmas gift most likely to be returned: Grateful Dead chest waders.
Biggest Grinch: Whoever decided we can’t leave stuff at the dump for folks to pick up for free.
Lump of coal: Jack Ck. Canyon road.
Best Christmas gifts for kids: Ennis GROWW Program, Good Thymes Camp.
Christmas quiet zone: Ennis Library.
Best run operation: Earl & Tena Dewey, Channels Ranch
Favorite barber shop: Magic Mirror.
Favorite place to Christmas shop: Shedhorn Sports… because you always need more bullets and hand warmers.
Favorite Christmas spirits: Willie’s Distillery
Favorite human: Janet Dochnahl.
Merry Christmas! RB